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I Wish I Wuz a Sheriff's Deputy
I wish I wuz a sheriff’s deputy
The traffic laws would mean nothing to me
I’d cruise through the red lights and all them stop signs
But give everyone else lots of tickety-fines
At the café’ I’d park in the handicapped zone
Then drive by the school yakking on my cell phone
Turn signals for me? A thing of the past!
And when scooting through town I’d drive real fast
Yeah, if I wuz a sheriff’s deputy
The traffic laws would mean nothing to me
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