Stump Junction by Moonlight
“How Ya Gonna Keep 'em Down on the Farm (After They've Seen Paree)?”
-a song of the First World War
Speak not to us of Paris by moonlight -
How are they gonna keep us down on the Seine
When we have seen the gaiety of Stump Junction
By the romantic glow of sweet mary jane
The twinkle of gunfire from a .22
As Cousin Eloise potted beer bottles
While her new guy Kolby took a long ****
On her old guy Shane-Boy’s low-rider rims
The county mounties busted up the fight -
Speak not to us of Paris by moonlight
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