It's Not Really an Assault Rifle 'Cause It's only Semi-Automatic - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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It’s Not Really an Assault Rifle ‘Cause It’s only Semi-Automatic

 

Once upon a time there was a stupid boy

He was seventeen. Someone gave him a gun

His mumsy drove him to another state

So he could hunt other people with his gun

 

See the boy hunt. Hunt, hunt, hunt

 

And he did. Be very quiet. He’s hunting Commies

But bullies wanted to take away his gun

And the boy was sad. So he shot the meanies

Bang, bang, bang. Take that, you rascally Liberals

 

Empowered, empowered, empowered

 

He had to go to court. He began to cry

Because they took away his big bang-bang

 

And his mumsy cried.

                                       But the dead can’t cry

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