Lawrence Hall
LogoSophia Magazine – A Pilgrim's Journal of Life,
Literature and Love
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Guy Fawkes’ Last
Tweet
Remember, remember, the tweets of November
Corporate greed and rot
I see no purpose
Why declaring workers surplus
Should ever be forgot
Tolkien’s
Shelob the Spider
“…a great malice bent upon him…gloating over…prey
trapped beyond all hope of escape.”
-Tolkien, The Two Towers
A poisonous lump of flesh in
malignant repose
Her lair all befouled with
scraps of souls
In life sought out with her
multiplex eyes
Her Sauron-eyes - it was the
hopes that died first
Should a sunbeam shine in, it
would be darkened
Should a breath of air waft in,
it would be poisoned
Should a sprig of green appear,
it would be withered
Should a prayer be whispered, it
would be cursed
A poisonous lump of flesh in
malignant repose
Within whose realm of hate
nothing ever grows
(allusions
to The Two Towers and Beowulf)
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I
will not Mourn for Summer
I will not mourn for the summertime
Those six sour months of soul-withering
heat
Desperate leaves and crispy grass and
weeds
Dust devils exhausting their metaphor
Our November is everyone else’s
September
With morning mists at last, sweet
cooling rains
That ease the wounds of summer’s
injuries
A cooling drink for a patient before he
dies
Thanksgiving is coming; we will give
thanks indeed
If the air-conditioning is silent at
last
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Autumn:
Do I Turn the Thermostat Forward?
The thermostat that I set for seventy
In the August heat was entirely too
warm
And now in November it’s entirely too
cold
Why can’t thermostats get the
temperature right?
The clocks, hot or cold, have issues of
their own
In August they chimed the sunrise at
six
But now they chime it at seven-thirty
We can conclude that clocks are easily
confused
The seasons don’t know if they are
forward or back
And I’m unsure myself – alas and alack!
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My
Wordle Stats
If I turn the distribution bars on their
side
They seem to make…a gesture
(I’m
mortified!)
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A Tiny Tinsel
Star
For Sarah
While
cleaning house I found a tinsel star
A
tiny tinsel star from long ago
When
once upon a time it shone so far
Above
a Christmas scene in cotton snow
Or
maybe for a little child’s birthday
Among
the paper napkins and candled cake:
“And
now you Poof! each wishing-flame away
But
keep it a secret, that wish you make!”
And
in this star her little friends’ sweet cheers
Still
sound throughout the house after all these years
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The Governor Wasn’t
Popping Wheelies in the Parking Lot
Could one start a
Stagnation Party - which at General Elections would boast that during its time
in office no event of the least importance had taken place...?
-C. S. Lewis in a letter to
his brother, 23 March 1940
Last week I fulfilled my duty as a citizen of the Republic /
Democracy (Is
the United States a Republic or a Democracy? - WorldAtlas) by voting in a
free, fair, open, honest, and well-observed election at the courthouse annex in
Jasper.
The folks working the polls were professional and friendly,
and a nice lady gave me an “I VOTED” sticker. Another man and I asked if we
could have lollipops instead but the nice lady smiled and said she didn’t have
any. I wonder how often she gets asked that
by would-be comedians, and I marvel at her patience.
There were no mysterious suitcases, no mules or jack-*sses, no
loose boxes of ballots being smuggled in by Boris and Natasha, no cyber attacks
(ya can’t hotwire a paper ballot), no loose bricks, no Jewish space lasers, no
campaign posters near the polls, no mind-control electronic waves, no bonfires,
no one denied me entry, no one looked over my shoulder, no observer was
anywhere near me, and my ballot was not already filled out. I don’t think my ballot was made in China from
bamboo containing microchips, but then I don’t take orders from random consonants.
Or from vowels, some of whom are silent.
But now Euclid and his Five Postulates, yeah, be careful
about having anything to do with them, all those rays (and a guy named Ray?),
parallel lines, segments, radii, right angles, and equiangle polygons. They’re
not in the Bible, you know. I say we need to keep geometry away from our
elections.
I admit that I did not look in the dumpsters for discarded
ballots; I don’t even know where the dumpsters are. Maybe the albino tri-lateral commission monks
are hiding them in their subterranean lair on Oak Island. Where are the
dumpsters!? We demand transparent dumpsters!
No one followed me through the parking lot, there were no
armed wannabe G.I. Joe Secret Squirrel Commandos lurking about, Beto O’Rourke
did not dance on any cars, Greg Abbot did not pop wheelies, Ken Paxton didn’t
flee any process servers, no one took my picture, and no one wrote down my
license plate number. And, really, I can’t imagine that even the looniest Qonspiracy
goof snuggle-cuddling his testosterone compensation it’s-not-an-assault-rifle would
associate a clapped-out, twenty-year-old heapster as part of a fast-moving unmarked
UN globalist conspiracy to infiltrate microchipped bamboo ballots into the
system in order to steal America’s precious bodily fluids.
Thanks to all the poll workers and poll watchers in Jasper
County and everywhere, the worker bees who serve all of us and who are so
essential to the peace, freedom, and good order of our democracy / republic /
constitutional democracy / representative democracy / democratic republic.
We read about goofy election stuff happening in other states,
but through loyalty and good stewardship it’s not happening here. More
Americans should act like us.
-30-
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Offering it Up at 0200
Offering up the surging
pain - but to whom?
There doesn’t seem to
be Anyone there
The hissing CPAP doesn’t
want to talk
Outside the window there
is no good-night moon
One could allude to
the clock ticking in the night-time
But there is no clock ticking
in the night-time
Because there are no clocks
to tick anymore
Only computers
manacled to our wrists
Two-o’clock-in-the-morning
courage?
Just now there seems
to be no Purpose in it
(I pinched a few allusions from Margaret Wise Brown and Arthur Conan Doyle.)
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The Crescent Moon over Marseille
Let us now employ
those cliched old rhymes:
Moon
Spoon
June
To ask if over Marseille
there ever sails
A waxing or waning croissant
moon!
A historical footnote of little significance: In late 1945 my father, Sergeant Hebo Ogden Hall of the 602nd Tank Destroyer Battalion, was posted along with other American soldiers to assist the city police in patrolling Marseille. His armored car was the "Razzle Dazzle" and had a picture of a naked lady painted on the side until an officer ordered her covered up. His war included Fort Leonard Wood, harvesting wheat in North Dakota, New Jersey, to Scotland on the British ship GOUCHER VICTORY, London, Normandy (the second day), France, Belgium (Battle of the Bulge), one of the first Americans into Ohrdruf, a sub-camp of Dachau, Munich, Zwickau, and a circuitous route home. There he was pretty much forgotten by a thoughtless nation.
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The Ballot Lay Before Me Like a Snake
The ballot lay before
me like a snake
Or like a Klansman predatory
in white
Slithering across the official
page
That same old roster
of the same old
Democrats
Republicans
Greens
Libertarians
That same old Unwanted
List of ideologues
Of plotters, scroungers,
graspers, creepers, oafs
Aliases, scofflaws,
incompetents
Poltroons
(I’m not sure what a
poltroon is, but they are poltroons anyway, so there)
Ignoramuses, bigots,
and bubbas in bad wigs
Best fitted for those
old post office walls
Incapable of
self-government, not to be trusted
With firearms, sharp
objects, pointy scissors, or glue
(But those topics were
not on the ballot)
The ballot lay before
me like a snake
Or like a Klansman
predatory in white
Slithering across the
official page –
I gave it back as
blank as the candidates
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Flying
to London on Nitrous Oxide
For Dr. Armstrong
Doctor A. has dropped a black cloth
over my eyes
As if I were facing a firing squad in a
vinyl chair
An uncomfortable vinyl chair
The firing squad is not in the chair; I
am
How silly to think of a firing squad in
a vinyl chair I mean how would they all fit, eh
I give the finger to an oxygen thingie
And air is piped into my itchy nose
scratch scratch
“I’m turning the nitrous on now, just
let me know…”
What shall I think about during
dentistry…?
A holiday in London long ago
I’m walking along crowded Oxford Street
A motor-scooter cop is writing a ticket
For a tiny little car that’s
double-parked
Across the street is a used-book shop
I want to browse the old Oxford
editions
(OUCH!)
But first I’ll find breakfast
I’ll find breakfast
I’ll find breakfast
(oh that one’s only a little ouch)
And what a happy breakfast!
In this little café with windows all
steamed
And I find a seat among the shoppers
and workers and shoppers and workers and the nice English waitress is from
Viet-Nam and I was in Viet-Nam and she is still from Viet-Nam I was only in
Viet-Nam and she is very English and writes on a pad eggs and sausages and
toast and eggs and sausages and toast and after breakfast I’ll walk across
Oxford Street for Oxford Books I can see in the dusty window and the nice
English waitress takes my order for eggs and sausages and toast and somehow I
never get across Oxford Street to browse the Oxford books because “I’m
switching you back to Oxford oxygen now and you’re all done just sit there for
a few minutes” and she wipes the drool off my chin and the ordinary air hisses
through the nasal cannula and I feel a little fuzzy and I’m not in London and
there are no eggs and sausages and toast but yes I can stand now and yes just
go see Erin at the front for the paperwork and then I’ll ride in the passenger
seat to Jack in the Box for some sort of golly-gee-whiz breakfast swaddled in
paper and coffee in a paper cup which I will have to chew and swallow on the
right because my left is all numb and I’ll dribble on myself and I wish I were
in London but I’m not but coffee from Jack in the Box after being NPO after
midnight is okay too…
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General Flynn and His Reichskirche
The Putsch Began at the Spooky Nook Sports
Complex
Saint General Flynn
demands ein Reichskirche
President Trump
fantasizes about prison rape
Marjorie Taylor Green toys
with her Jewish space laser
And the Party obsesses
on dirty books
Thirty-round magazines
and stock-tank baptisms
Rams’ horns, made-in-China
Wal-Mart camouflage
Squeezed around fat
proud boy oaf-keepers
An unorganized militia
of lemmings
Red-capped lemmings
channeling QAnon
While waving Bibles
and semi-automatics
20,000 jackasses marching
out of step
Well-armed against sin
at the voting booth
Trump!
Trump!
Trump!
Trump!
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Edna St. Vincent
Millay and Her Pickup Truck
Teaching Poetry to High School Boys
The fragility of teenaged boys is well known
Despite their tough hands stained with oil and grease
And their slouch and their ‘tude, wanting to be grown
Their loud voices disturbing the classroom’s peace
(Ooooh-RAH!)
And true enough they are rough-and-tumble souls
Who are seldom frightened away from any fray
But nothing blasts manly roles so full of holes
As a name like Edna St. Vincent Millay
(Shiver!)
In teaching boys poetry you’re just out of luck
Unless there’s a dog or a pickup truck
(Hey, Old Dude, is “deer stand” an iamb or a trochee?)
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A Licensed General Contractor Who Loves Jesus
Oh, man, hey, I’m
sorry I missed your call
I was busy personal
problems next week
For sure “the mailbox
is full” I have to go to Houston
To pick up those flooring
samples I just love Jesus
Was that last week I’m
sorry I had to make sure this other job
Was going okay you
didn’t get my call
I’m sure I’m called I’m
sorry about that hey
I gotta take this
other call just hang on a moment
Hey man I haven’t
forgot about you yeah
I’ll be there first
thing tomorrow you can bet on it
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The King is the
King by the Grace of God
The King is the King by the Grace of God
Prime ministers are chosen by party caucus
The King reigns in dignity with sceptre and rod
And Parliament is useless and greedy and and raucous
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Van
Gogh or Your Lives, Comrades
Sunflowers look to the sun
Protestors blink in the dark
Swivelling their angry eyes
From their pale Gadarene flesh
They shriek false dichotomies
And vandalize the sunflowers of
Van Gogh
Sunflowers look to the sun
Protestors lurk in the dark
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Crazy Old Men with
Rockets ‘n’ Bombs
When you read to your brother or sister
A go-to-sleep book about bunnies and stars
You are healing a wound in
Creation
Made by some
malevolent old man
When you sing along with the washing machine
And help your MeeMaw up those tricky stairs
You are healing a wound in Creation
Made by some malevolent old man
When you sit on the steps late at night
And watch a pirate ship sail close by the moon
You are healing a wound in Creation
Made by some malevolent old man
When you pray for the bombed-out refugees
And put a little extra in the collection plate
You are healing a wound in Creation
Made by some malevolent old man
When you sing a song to the universe
It remains in the heavens forever
Because
You helped heal a wound in Creation
Upon Reading – LogoSophia Magazine
A small collection of recent poems published in LogoSophia (the editor makes even my poor work look good!).
