Lawrence Hall
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THE Calculus
Why is there a math called THE calculus
Could there be a second one? Dubious
And there are so many maths to cuss
Algebra, for instance – what is the fuss?
To solve for X does not serve any purpuss
And one arithmetic, minus or plus
Geometry – useful but tedious
Each math is one, so nothing to discuss
So
Why is there a math call THE calculus?
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The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.
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Dispatches from the Colonial Office
Lawrence's latest book, Dispatches from the Colonial Office, about teaching in a community college, is available, along with Coffee and a Dead Alligator to Go, Don't Forget Your Shoes and Grapes, Lady with a Dead Turtle, Paleo-Hippies at Work and Play, and The Road to Magdalena, from Amazon.com both as a Kindle and as bits of dead tree.
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- A Course of Study
- A Working Knowledge of Bed Frames
- Life Begins at 111
- THE Calculus
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- Dialogue Not Heard in Casablanca
- With True Prayers
- Children and Books
- "With a Clear View of the Southern Sky"
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- Script for the Hourly News
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- A Few More Little Poems
- Je Suis Dust Jacket
- The Revolution
- Adjective Childhood Pity
- Save the Date
- Martinmas
- Does This Machine Kill Fascists?
- The Privileged Patriarchal Postcolonial Boy
- Some More Short Poems
- The Mild Ones
- Had Byron Lived a Few Years Longer
- Song of Comrade Photocopier Operator
- Instructions to the Chauffeur
- Sola Scriptura
- Pursued by Hallway Gideons
- A Subversive Priest
- Triptych for a Dipstych
- Pilgrimage Along the A1
- A Few Frivolous Poems
- Bill Kristol Disapproves of Baby Boomers
- The Indictment of Beowulf
- Somewhat Annoying Dan McGrew
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- Even the Frogs are Plotting Against Us
- A Bucketful of Short Poems
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- Advent at the Dollar Store
- Haiku for Autumn
- Existential Identity Crisis in the Student Commons
- Three Short Poems from Viet-Nam
- The First Day of Summer
- Geriatric Park
- Some Aspects of Popular Culture in Couplets
- Freshman Year on the G.I. Bill
- Joey
- And Even More Things People Never Say
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About This Not-Really Reactionary
- Lawrence Hall, HSG
- Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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