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Bumper-Sticker Theology
V: God Said It. I Believe It. That Settles It.
R: What is “It?”
V: God is My Co-Pilot
R: Obviously not today. Both hands on the wheel, please, and put the MePhone down.
V: My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter
R: How does He sign your paycheck?
V: Put Christ Back into Christmas
R: He was never out of Christmas. Maybe your Christmas, but that was your choice.
V: Follow Me to The Bright Light Free Will Four Square Full Gospel Missionary Temple Outreach of the Lord Jesus Christ of the Lamb
R: No.
V: Republican. Conservative. Christian.
R: Why so many adjectives?
V: Faith Over Fear
R: Not the way you’re driving
V: Do You Follow Jesus This Close?
R: “Closely.”
V: Got Jesus?
R: Anyone who rewrites an advertising slogan – and without copyright attribution – to make a theological point has nothing to share.
V: Caution! Pro-Life Christian Gun Owner!
R: Irony eludes you.
V: Honk if You Love Jesus. Text While Driving if You Want to See Him.
R: Okay, that one’s pretty good.
V: Jesus Is My Air Bags
R: Thus air bags is Jesus?
V: Who Saved Who?
R: Whom
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