Wednesday, July 15, 2020

The Vain Hope of Ascending to Heaven Upon Clouds of Toilet Paper - Doggerel

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

The Vain Hope of Ascending to Heaven Upon Clouds of Toilet Paper

A Brief Discourse in Doggerel Verse Upon the False Hopes and Vanities of Hoarding
in Which it is Hoped that Young and Old Will Suffer Themselves to be Wisely Instructed
Upon Certain Errors and Perils. Amen.

We mourn the passing of poor Joe Draper
Crushed by falling cases of toilet paper

And though poor Joe had fever, ‘flu, and gout,
It was the toilet paper that wiped him out

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