Sunday, January 9, 2022

Covid Memory Gaps, Weekly Column 9 January 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Covid Memory Gaps

 

A child in the second grade who has built himself (the pronoun is gender-neutral) a good vocabulary, reads little chapter books, is more adept than his parents at working all those little electronic boxes that light up and make noises, is making the first rudimentary efforts at team and solo sports, doesn’t have to be reminded to feed the dog, and can tell you why Randolph Scott is far cooler than Buzz Lightyear might be missing this part of his development: he doesn’t remember a time when there weren’t face masks and nervous and sometimes angry discussions about Covid, immunizations, symptoms, isolation, and what’s not available at the grocery store this week.

 

And yet, fifty years from now he might not remember the Covid at all.

 

Does anyone remember the Hong Kong ‘flu of 1968-1970? Some 100,000 Americans died from it and perhaps 1,000,000 worldwide  [1968 Pandemic (H3N2 virus) | Pandemic Influenza (Flu) | CDC] yet it is now forgotten. A child who was seven in 1972 is now 58, and the Hong Kong ‘flu doesn’t exist for him.

 

Despite books and films and archives of source materials, history sometimes disappears, often by accident.

 

When I’m wheezin’ on the treadmill I make the dullness of exercise go better by watching DVDs of The Bob Newhart Show, Gilligan’s Island, The Prisoner, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., and other oldies, all products of the era and all without any mention of Viet-Nam, Laos, Cambodia, freedom marches, or the Civil Rights Act – to young moderns these things simply don’t exist.

 

In The Bob Newhart Show Bob makes a few oblique references to being in the Army during the Korean war but otherwise Korea, too, is invisible in pop culture.

 

Certainly the news of the era can be found by digging through the InterGossip, but the reality is that a child or adult finds Hogan’s Heroes more interesting and more available than The Mills of the Gods (1967, The Anderson Platoon (1967), Winter Soldier (1972), Hearts and Minds (1974), and others.

 

News broadcasts and documentaries from the 1960s and 1970s are not censored by that mythological Deep State (shudder); they are freely available. They are also freely ignored.

 

Last year a few fictional television series made some effort to be timely by having the characters in masks, but this was only briefly. When in fifty years a new generation watches old episodes of N.C.I.S., L. A. Law, Hawaii 5.0, or anything else in production now they won’t see masks or be aware of anything Covid.

 

This is not some sort of plot or conspiracy; it’s just that guns and explosions make more interesting television than face masks and nasal swabs, even when a disease such as the Hong Kong ‘flu kills more people than some wars.

 

As for our seven-year-old, someday he will be free not simply of masks but of hearing about masks. We can hope, however, that he will not forget the challenges of some of his formative years. Vaccinations for this and that in this nation date back as far as the war against England [How Crude Smallpox Inoculations Helped George Washington Win the War - HISTORY] and will continue, but I look forward to making a bonfire of the masks.

 

Nota Bene – I am the only man in America who doesn’t know a thing about the Covid.

 

-30-

 

 

No, Mr. Sandburg - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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No, Mr. Sandburg

                                       Fog as Experienced by a Farm Boy

The fog doesn’t come on little cat feet

It stinks and slinks across the fields

Maybe Grendel creeps within it -

He wants to eat us before dawn

Saturday, January 8, 2022

The Great Canadian Dairy / Diary Dispute of 2022 - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Great Canadian Dairy / Diary Dispute of 2022

 

"Canada must now do the right thing and come into full compliance with its obligations on diary [sic].”

 

Brady: Canadian Dairy Dispute Settlement Achieved Thanks to USMCA’s Improved Enforcement | U.S. House of Representatives

 

How many nights have Americans lost sleep

Through fear and righteous anger that in the darkness

An illegal liter of perfidious Canadian milk

Might sneak across the 49th Parallel

 

The lights burn late in the Pentagon tonight

While border guards watch the wicked north

Lest a stick of malicious Canadian butter

Attempt to overthrow our Constitution

 

We watch all our borders constantly now

Against Canadians hiding in a Trojan cow

Friday, January 7, 2022

I Have No Words - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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I Have No Words

 

The commentator

Says she has no words, and so

She writes a paragraph

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

Anticipating a Root Canal Tomorrow - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Anticipating a Root Canal Tomorrow

 

Sometimes you don’t need anesthetics to be goofy -

Anticipating a trip to the dentist will do

To confuse today’s plans into nothingness

And scatter all focus from a favorite book

 

People have such dentistry every day

You tell yourself, only your self is not listening

Should I go to bed early, or get up late

What will it be like in The Chair tomorrow?

 

A sigh, a whisper, a desperate wheeze –

Just a little more nitrous oxide, please!

A Snow Globe and a Discarded Child - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Snow Globe and a Discarded Child

 

A dreaming child peers into a little glass dome

Where snow falls upon a tiny world:

A mountain, a forest, a tunnel, a village, a train

A kingdom where there is safety and love

 

He cradles it in his hand lest it be lost

Among the emotional wreckage of lying adults

Cold pizza, unexplained screams from the other room

300 channels of satellite tv

 

A beaten child peers into that magic dome

And wishes that somehow it might be his home

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Overserved - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Overserved

 

New Year’s Eve 2021

 

Oh, TV guy, we most clearly observed

That in your speech you swiveled and swerved

But in the dawn’s clear light you’re now unnerved

An apology, yes, that’s well deserved

But please don’t tell us you were overserved

Monday, January 3, 2022

On my 74th Birthday - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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On my 74th Birthday

 

The eternal magic of eternal things
sends the dreamer out into the world

 

         -Rod McKuen, “January 2”

 

I didn’t mean to be 74

That wasn’t part of my master plan

To be young forever, cooler each year

But suddenly I’ve become invisible

 

Once upon a time and long ago

I drove my old MG to California

A sleeping bag, a few books, a few poems

A portable typewriter, some portable dreams

 

I remember breaking down in Tucson

But best of all, I remember the dreams

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Statues and Time Capsules - weekly column, 2 January 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Statues and Time Capsules

 

          “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . 

 

-Shelley, “Ozymandias”

 

The past few years have witnessed a purge of statues, which while ahistorical in an immediate sense is historical in another: as cultures rise they raise statues to themselves, and as they decline the statues are destroyed or recycled by a new rising culture.  In their turn, those statues too are eventually destroyed by yet another rising power.

 

But it’s all neatly told in Shelley’s clear and cautionary “Ozymandias.”

 

A statue almost never tells us much about history as it was lived, but rather as the mythology held by whoever had the power to tax people to set it up.

 

Movies are much the same. Gettysburg is a fine movie with great staging (except for the fake beards) and a great musical score, but, gosh, all those fat Confederates don’t match the reality of a time when no one had enough to eat.

 

The soundtrack to Sam Peckinpah’s chaotic Major Dundee sounds like a bunch of drugged-out hippies turned loose with tin pans and car parts, communicating nothing about the Civil War in the American Southwest; the racket reveals only that the film was made in the 1960s.

 

An irony about all the Confederate statues coming down is that they were bought mostly from northern businessmen. Those of well-known figures, such as Lee and Jackson, were specialty items, but the famous “standing soldier” who, well, stands on the courthouse squares of many southern towns also stands on the courthouse squares of many northern towns. They were mass-produced, and a USA belt buckle or a CSA belt buckle and a hat change made a grey stone or zinc statue either an American soldier or a Confederate soldier, whichever way a town council wanted it.

 

Confederate, Union Soldier Statues Look the Same. Here's Why | Time

 

Why those Confederate soldier statues look a lot like their Union counterparts - The Washington Post

 

I suppose now they’d come from Shanghai.

 

Indeed, the likeness of Martin Luther King on the national mall was made in China. There was some controversy about that because apparently no American artists, quarries, or stonemasons were permitted to bid on it.

 

MLK Memorial: From China, with love? - CSMonitor.com

 

I don’t know if there is a time capsule somewhere within it.

 

If someone were to raise a statue to you some day, what items would you like to see included in its time capsule?

 

These things needn’t be especially durable because in a century or two someone’s going to knock your statue down too.

 

                                 …boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

 

-“Ozymandias”

 

-30-

 

 

A Time Capsule for our Noblest Soldier - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Time Capsule for our Noblest Soldier

 

“In war I do not like to take sides”

 

-Sergeant Schultz

 

If there must be time capsules buried beneath

Statues of bold men wearing uniforms

As a remembrance of man’s noblest ideals

Let us have one for dear ol’ Sergeant Schultz

 

A recipe for Hans' apple strudel

A bottle of his favorite Pilsner beer

A Cuban cigar from Colonel Klink’s stash

And a menu from the Hofbrau House

 

But especially the strudel

 

If we must honor soldiers, as some assert

Then let us include their favorite dessert

Saturday, January 1, 2022

We'll Write a New Idyll This Year - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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We’ll Write a New Idyll This Year

 

The old order changeth, yielding place to new,

And God fulfils himself in many ways

 

-Idylls of the King, “The Passing of Arthur,” 8-9

 

Janus faces both ways, and so do we

A last, lingering look at the year that was

And then a turn to the year we must meet

Marching to it through Janus Pater’s doors

 

We will most remember about the past

Our friends whose pilgrimages came to their ends

We joy in the remembrance of their happiness

Their stories and songs, their unfailing kindness

 

Janus faces both ways, and so do we;   

But now our friends, our happy friends, they see

                                                           Light

 

 

And the new sun rose bringing the new year

 

     -Idylls, “The Passing of Arthur,” 469

 

Thursday, December 30, 2021

6 January 2021: To Ask to be Exempt would be Unreasonable - a poem of sorts

 

Lawrence Hall

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6 January 2021: To Ask to be Exempt Would be Unreasonable

 

 

“Death . . . comes for us all, my lords. Yes, even for Kings he comes…”

 

-St. Thomas More in Robert Bolt’s A Man for All Seasons

 

 

A slip of paper which I have since misplaced:

 

“SARS coronavirus 2 RNS

Detected”

                   Detected

                                      DETECTED

Me? But I’m special (my mother always said so)

 

“If you have a question regarding your…”

Well, no, I guess not. Time to pause and think

To ask to be exempt would be unreasonable

But will my corpse be stored in a reefer truck?

 

To ask to be exempt would be unreasonable

And so

What must I do in service to God and man?

 

 

 

I wrote these clumsy lines in January after my daughter recovered from the CV; she almost died of it. My pharmacist was diagnosed at about the same time as I was, 6 January, and died within two weeks. My wife was quite ill for a week but recovered. Some fifteen friends and acquaintances died from it this year. One friend died in a three-hospital shuffle, and because of the paperwork his body was not released to his family for months.

 

Vaccines, as you will remember, were available to Congress in December of 2020 but not to most citizens until March of 2021 (AOC gets coronavirus vaccine on social media, as Congress begins to receive Pfizer injections | Fox News), and  (The Distribution Timeline for the COVID-19 Vaccine | coronavirus (utah.gov)).

 

My symptoms were only something like a prolonged bad cold, an undeserved mercy.

 

The CV is real.

 

May our new year be free from it.

A Child's Garden of Worse(s) - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Child’s Garden of Worse(s)

 

Some poets wrote verses which were not meant to charm the reader

but to get them a Stalin prize.

 

Yevtushenko, A Precocious Autobiography, 1963

 

The children who are permitted to live

Are not permitted to read what they want

When they ask for adventures our censors give

Ideology, instead of a jaunt

 

The children who are not submissive to the code

Not following this week’s fashions in science

Or who presume to kick against the goad

Will be inclusively loved into compliance

 

And from the Hippocrene a taste, a drink?

Oh, no! Children are now forbidden to dream or think

Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The Stupidest Metaphor - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Stupidest Metaphor

 

Do these camouflage knee-pantsies make my 250-pound ass look too big?

 

He never formed up with a skirmish line

To poop and snoop to some distant trees

Across a death-hot field of weeds and mud

With some idiot yelling, “Dress it up!”

 

He never feared that a 40-mike-mike

Would blow his guts and spine into bloody rags

Which would get his air-conditioned C/O

In Saigon another medal and promotion

 

His PTSD is from watching TV

But he is pleased to claim that he is a warrior

Monday, December 27, 2021

A High-Tuned White Boy and his Come-to-Jesus Moment - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A High-Tuned White Boy and his Come-to-Jesus Moment

 

Only yesterday he was in control

Of his high-tuned, high-speed, white-boy screaming ride

Race-tracking our pot-holed, beer-canned country road

Without regard for sanity, safety, or sense

 

Today he sits and sulks in the passenger seat

Of the little wifey’s Toyota sedan

Shadowed by his grim-faced mother-in-law

Like maybe they’re off to see the judge

 

In this procession he seems all alone -

His hot sports car is apparently gone

If Good King Wenceslaus Looked Down Today - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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If Good King Wenceslaus Looked Down Today

 

If good King Wenceslaus looked down today

On this Feast of Stephen, he’d see a poor man

Gathering winter air-conditioning

Friday, December 24, 2021

Late in the Evening on Christmas Eve - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Late in the Evening on Christmas Eve

 

After breakfast with a friend

After setting up for a family luncheon

After a family luncheon that never seemed to end

After cleaning up after a family luncheon

          (and that, too, never seemed to end)

After a moment of sitting and thinking with wife and child

After opening gifts (with dachshunds and cats)

After sharing gifts (with dachshunds and cats)

After keeping dachshunds and cats from eating the tree ornaments

After watching Judy Garland sing “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”

After sitting exhausted with a therapeutic episode of The Office

You realize

The day wasn’t so bad

Thursday, December 23, 2021

His Name is John - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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His Name is John

 

We plan our lives, we think our thoughts

We name the days, we name the child

We count the oughts, dismiss the naughts

We seek for peace, we fear the wild

 

We dare presume to sort our days

As if we were Creators too

To look upon our works and praise

That which we think is right and true

 

But Zechariah, his old face wan

Corrects us with:

                              “His name is John”

Practicing Mindful Breathing - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Practicing Mindful Breathing

 

We breathe mindfully but with our lungs

This necessity of life has become a trend

Which we study in meditative books

As if our alveoli were rosary beads

 

Even our watches want to instruct us

In the deep mysteries of inhalations

And like masters of postulants and novices

Ring us awake for our morning breaths

 

“Focus on your breathing” – how very odd

If we should respirate to the glory of God

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Word Sung as Light in the Darkness of Night - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Word Sung as Light

 

Upon hearing a recording of the Orthodox Christian Monks

of the Svetogorskaya Monastery

 

A deep, slow stream of tones, of modes, of chants

Where time and all eternity flow as one

Through voices and dreamlike echoings

Among the Altars of the earth and sky

 

The song begins upon the Bosporus

Ascends up to and beyond the spheres of Heaven

Then gently rains upon the souls of men

Forever and ever, in this world and the next

 

The Word first sung as Light, sung as Creation

And sung again as the Incarnation

 

 

Orthodox Christian Monks chant Christmas Carols - YouTube

 

(I’m not sure “carols” is correct; in their awe and reverence these works appear to be hymns.)

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Winter Solstice - Two MePhone Photographs, Autumn / Winter, 21 December 2021


The first picture was taken at 0958 in the last minute of autumn; the second was taken at 0959 in the first minute of winter.

A marvel for children and old men.

 

Everyone Writes a Poem about the Winter Solstice - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Everyone Writes a Poem about the Winter Solstice

 

The moon is falling away from the full

The axis of the earth will briefly pause

Planets and stars align as the Maker wills

And we wonder if we can sense our world

 

Our world as she shivers across the night

We must light a hilltop fire for her

So that she will spin the light back to us

While we search the heavens for that star

 

That star that led us to a stable long ago

And now bathes our souls with its silver glow

Monday, December 20, 2021

Decorating for Christmas - "What Can I Do?" - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Decorating for Christmas – “What Can I Do?”

 

A little girl tugged at my arm and asked

“But what can I do?”

I sent her to Senora Anil because I didn’t know

 

She came to me again and sadly asked

“But what can I do?”

I sent her to Miz Bev because I didn’t know

 

She came to me once again and sadly asked

“But what can I do?”

I sent her to Senor Nicho because I didn’t know

 

Some sturdy young men brought in the Creche

And there the little girl knelt and placed the straw

And then each figure in turn; she talked to them

And cautioned them all to keep Baby Jesus warm

 

And that’s what a little girl can do

Sunday, December 19, 2021

Toy Trains, Grandmother's Good China, and Children - weekly column 19 December 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

Poetricdrivel.blogspot.com

 

 

Toy Trains, Grandmother’s Good China, and Children

 

As Inspector Barnaby says in one of the Midsomer Mysteries, we can’t recover the past; that’s why it’s the past.

 

Childhood Christmases are often the metaphorical benchmark for our present Christmases, and that won’t do. The magic of opening a package under the tree on Christmas morning is for little children; it won’t work for us and it’s not meant to. And that’s okay. Besides, at some point in all the visiting we’re going to be privileged to watch children open their presents, and we’ll get to share a little of their magic, like a puff of pixie dust.

 

In the run-up to Christmas there was for over a century a little commercial  magic in the Sears & Roebuck catalogue, but that disappeared long ago and after this Christmas the few remaining Sears stores are going away too. Where, then, can little boys go to see the magic of toy trains running on multiple levels through a cotton-wool winter landscape? Where did they go, the tiny little people forever waiting at a rural railway station and the others walking, sawing wood, sitting by a window? Where are all the little houses and stores and barns lit by miniature grain-of-wheat light bulbs?

 

Young adults don’t remember walking and shopping along streets lined with shops, and their children won’t remember shopping malls.

 

Ordering by electrical mail is certainly efficient, but you can’t fit Santa Claus or a junior high choir into a UPS truck.

 

Artificial Christmas trees – bah, humbug!

 

One good thing about a modern Christmas is that no one seems to stage Charles Dickens’ tedious A Christmas Carol much anymore. When I was a child I always hoped someone would kick Tiny Tim’s little crutch out from under him. And maybe someone did.

 

I wonder when someone first said, “Christmas has become too commercialized!” Probably about 34 or 35 A.D.

 

How remarkable that the appearance on the dinner table of Meemaw’s “good” china, probably from Sears or Montgomery Ward, brought out only twice a year, can bring back all sorts of those childhood memories I just now cautioned you against.

 

On Sunday morning after Mass the teenagers assembled the Stable, and then some little children knelt before it to arrange the hay just so, and then place almost every figure – the Infant Jesus is brought on Christmas Eve – just so: Mary, Joseph, the crib, camels, oxen, shepherds, wise men first in this place and then in that, talking to each one of them about how when Christmas comes they must keep the Baby Jesus warm.

 

Magic.

 

Merry Christmas, everyone.

 

-30-

 

 

 

Christmas in Prison - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Another Christmas Behind the Wire

 “I was in prison, and ye came unto me”

 -St. Matthew 25:36

 

The hallways of our dormitory echo

God’s holy silence on this Christmas Eve

The only light’s the Star of long ago;

It shines this night for us, whose hearts believe

 

For we are all now at the Manger met

Before the Altar of eternal Light

Such different personalities, and yet

We share our common faith on this rarest night

 

We bring our gifts to Mary’s fair-born Child:

A pen, a broom, a book, a welding rod,

A wrench, a mop, some papers neatly filed –

Our daily labors offered up to God

         

But silence now: offices, hallways, gym -

As silent as the streets of Bethlehem


(In the unit I visit the gym is but a slab of concrete outside; I needed the rhyme.)

Saturday, December 18, 2021

A December Sunflower but No Cigar - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A December Sunflower but No Cigar

 

While walking in the garden, thinking about things

And wishing I had a cigar, I saw a sunflower

A volunteer, a brave young volunteer

From late summer’s glorious display

 

Most everything around it was brown and down

Except for a few tiny timid weeds

Some withering blades of tenacious grass

And a few scruffy zinnias along the fence

 

In January’s frosts it will disappear

But for now, the little sunflower - and we - are here

Friday, December 17, 2021

Yeah, and the Bad Haircut Too - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Yeah, and the Bad Haircut Too

 

House Panel Subpoenas Author of January 6 PowerPoint

 

-news item

 

The times are so terribly out of joint

With cartoons and sounds replacing words

I’d have anyone arrested for a PowerPoint

For the crime of shooting us lots of birds

Thursday, December 16, 2021

The Curse of Windows 11 - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Curse of Windows 11

 

Vista®© Risen from the Grave?

 

Tonight I installed Windows 11

Which scattered my folders and apps to H***

I quickly recovered Windows 10 (not much rhymes with eleven)

Which, as we know, works perfectly well

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Where Someone Waits for You - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Where Someone Waits for You

 

A plane’s navigation lights chart our dreams

To Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, and the moon

And farther into the mysterious night

To somewhere far away, where adventures begin

 

But we are left here in December’s dark

Wondering when there will be a flight for us

When we can flee this joyless land at last

For that elusive happiness long deferred

 

And maybe someone there is dreaming too

And we down here can happily wonder who

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Would Robin Hood Steal a Post Office Pen to Give to the Poor? - doggerel

 

Would Robin Hood Steal a Post Office Pen to Give to the Poor?

 

“Oh, he’s so handsome, just like his reward posters!”

 

-Sis in Disney’s Robin Hood, 1973

 

I haven’t seen a reward poster in ever so long

Post-office portraits of men grizzled and mean

Each of ‘em wanted for some felonious wrong

(And living a life uncouth and unclean)

 

Maybe one of ‘em stole a post office pen

$500 or a year in prison

For committing that heinous federal sin

(He told the judge he thought it was his’n)

 

I haven’t seen a reward poster in years

(But still I’d leave that pen alone, my dears)

Monday, December 13, 2021

Prince William Sans Culotte - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Prince William Sans Culotte

 

Prince William, Duchess Katherine, and the Children

Pose for a Christmas Snap

 

Is the reason for pants minus

That a pair of trousers itches?

Oh, please, Your Royal Highness -

Put on your britches!

Sunday, December 12, 2021

December Tornadoes - weekly column, 12 December 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

December Tornadoes

 

In this often cynical world we still find people whose greatest joy is to go and help other people without any thought of personal compensation. As soon as the news about the December tornadoes flashed across the news groups of good men and women, often associated with churches, saddled up and rode to the sound of need.

 

They are taking food, water, blankets, and other assistance to the displaced, and bringing their chainsaws, loaders, and other power equipment for clearing debris from roads and property so they can help the locals jump-start the years-long process of rebuilding their homes, businesses, and lives.

 

The rest of us can help by contributing wisely – wisely – to these worthy small organizations.

 

Two unhappy truths require us to be careful about financial aid: (1) some of the large, legendary, famous-name-brand charitable groups are not what they used to be, and (2) any smarmy scoundrel can access the InterGossip, build an attractive, professional-appearing site, and start soliciting dollars that will never buy the first bottle of water or the first blanket for the displaced.

 

The best option always is to contribute through your own church or a small local charity you know well. Indeed, it may well be that your church or club puts together working parties for just such emergencies, and there is where you can give.

 

The need is real. Remember that most of the victims were working the night shift in factories and warehouses, and others were in nursing homes and sometime just at home. They weren’t paying big bucks to take rocket ship rides or for vacations in Biarritz; they were working so their children could have a Christmas. Most of them had little; now many of them have nothing.

 

And, after all, they helped us after the hurricanes. We can do no less.

 

We can all give a little something so that everyone has a hot meal and warm place to sleep, and that the children can have presents under the Christmas tree after all.

 

-30-

Beaten and Shot - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Beaten and Shot

 

To Blessed Stanley Rother, Padre Francisco, Padre Apla’s – a petition

 

Missionaries and martyrs, pray for us

That we may still our anger and intemperance

And listen not to the voices of hate

But rather to the small still voice 1 of love

 

Missionaries and martyrs, pray for us

That we may think before we write in blood

And resolve our differences through God’s peace

With prayer, understanding, and fellowship

 

Missionaries and martyrs, pray for us

That we never state a thesis as death

 

Blessed Stanley Rother – thank you

 

 

1 1 Kings 19:12

Saturday, December 11, 2021

Assorted Broken Saints, Some with Parts Missing - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Assorted Broken Saints, Some with Parts Missing

 

A petition to Saint John Marie-Baptiste Vianney

 

After doing some time in this fallen world

We all are broken, and missing a few of our parts

Having lost some hopes and strengths along the way

But we keep chooglin’ along, making it work

 

And shoveling (life) with us, our parish priest

Just as Chaucer wrote, beginning at dawn

Five of six cylinders from church to church

Ignored by the bishop and unknown to Rome

 

Our daily saint in his well-worn chasuble

His old shoes squeaking to the Altar of God

 

Saint John Vianney, pray for our laborers

Friday, December 10, 2021

Offenders - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Offenders

 

to St. Jude – a petition for prisoners

 

In the system they’re called offenders

No one knows why; the offenses are over

Concrete dorms, three-high bunks, white uniforms

And overhead the sting of fluorescents

 

I’m not going all Pollyanna here

All of them know the poisonous passions of meth

The stench of blood, the sting of fluorescents

In fearing eyes in a gas station at night

 

The stench of cells, the sting of fluorescents

In glaring eyes in the booking area at night

Humiliations, transports, stripped and searched

Form a straight line with hands behind your backs

 

But still, a man’s a man

 

The difference between a man inside the wire

And a man outside the wire

Is often only that one man is inside the wire

And the other man is outside the wire

 

“For all have sinned…”

 

Christmas is coming

 

Will there be a letter from home?

 

St. Jude, help all of us to be better men

 

In spite of ourselves

Thursday, December 9, 2021

You Were in Bethlehem - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

You Were in Bethlehem – Don’t You Remember?

 

Setting up the family Creche

 

When you were a little child you knelt before

The Infant Jesus there in Bethlehem

Among the animals you placed your toys:

Barbie and Buzz, and Woody the Cowboy too

 

Even the Wise Men smiled to hear you sing

To the Holy Family your baby songs

In cold Judaea in the long ago

The Christmas story is true, and you were there

 

And so forever

 

You are a Christmas child and kneel before

The Infant Jesus – here in Bethlehem

Wednesday, December 8, 2021

A Polar Bear's Diet - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Polar Bear’s Diet

 

Do polar bears caution each other about

The dangers of eating human livers?

Tuesday, December 7, 2021

When Your Friends Let You Down, Maybe That's a Good Thing - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

When Your Friends Let You Down – Maybe That’s a Good Thing

 

St. Luke 5:17-26

 

Letting a pal down through a hole in the roof

To free him from paralysis and sins

Sounds much like a Larry, Darryl, and Darryl goof

And maybe it is – we are blessed in our friends

Monday, December 6, 2021

He Never Met a Phor He Didn't like - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

He Never Met a Phor He Didn’t Like

 

He never met a phor he didn’t like

Where the dead are always spinning in their graves

A discarded cup looks like a war zone

And poems are unpacked instead of read

 

Or hyperbole ‘WAY OVER THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! OMG! OMG! OH!!!!!!!!

MY LIFE HAS BEEN CHANGED FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE HAS EVER SUFFERED AS MUCH AS I!!!!!!!!

 

And freighted his lines with adverbs in rank

Until they really actually literally sank

Banners That Fan Our People Cold - doggerel

 Inferior doggerel, not otherwise posted


Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Banners That Fan Our People Cold

 

Where the Norweyan banners flout the sky

And fan our people cold

 

-Macbeth I.i.49-50

 

Banners for sale, strung on lines in the breeze

Not an American flag among the lot

But only parodies and mockeries -

Betray your country with cash on the spot

 

In the name of freedom a tyrant’s face

Falsely imposed over our red, white, and blue

Children will ask, in their innocent grace:

“Mommy, whatever does F*** mean to you?”

 

These are not our good brave flags of old

But only foulness that fans our people cold